There are beards that reach down to you toes
And beards that grow right up your nose
They're quite impressive I suppose
But I think I love your beard the most

Some are big and some are small
And some men don't have one at all
My grandma had one i recall
But ladies beards aren't beautiful

Just the sight of a beard can cure a frown
Naked chins just leave me feeling down
Oh, if your beard was mine to kiss
I just don't think I could resist
Lately that's all I've been dreaming of

Oh, all great men who've been revered
Have facial hair from ear to ear
And even though it's hard to hear
I think I only love you for your beard.