Son of Dork - Ticket Outta Loserville
When I go to sleep I pray
I'm waking up to I've got you babe
Like the guy from "Groundhog Day"
Just wanna live forever this way
Flash back to seventeen
I got my ass kicked by the football team
Another loser on the scene
Editor of the chess club fanzine

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yeah

Chorus:
Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket outta Loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star trek shrine

And you're more than just my Valentine
You're my ticket outta Loserville

She gives me butterflies
She says I'm not like all the other guys
Doesn't care what car I drive
She still enjoys the ride
Now when I go to sleep I know
That she'll be there tomorrow
And it gives me vertigo
It was just a week ago that

I asked you out for losing truth or dare
The guys were cracking up ‘til you said yeah

Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket outta Loserville
Now I'm off the social flat line
Things are so good that I'm
Taking down my star-trek shrine

You blew me out on a Sunday night
You were bored to tears pretending
Knew what you wanted and
I'm nothing like the guy
in your happy ending
Well, you were wrong to lead me on
Now in the night I wake up screaming
Where the hell did I go wrong?
Where's Scotty when you need him?

Pinch me, is this real?
I'm on a one way ticket back to Loserville
Heading for the social flat line
Things are so that bad
I'm dusting off my star trek shrine

This is where it ends and I can taste the glory
How can I depend
On a better story maybe?
Blew it couldn't of saved me
Think about her all the time
It's like I never had her valentine
So I guess I better kiss goodbye to my ticket outta Loserville