Uncle Ricky, will you read us a bedtime story?

Please, huh, please?

Allright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook.

Ya'll Tucked in?

Yeah

Here we go...

Once upon a time,

Not long ago,

Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow,

Where laws where stern and justice stood,

And people were behavin' like they ought to - good,

There lived a little boy who was misslead

By another little boy,

And this is what he said:

"Me and you tike, we're gonna make some cash",

"Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash",

They did the job,

Money came with ease,

But one couldn't stop!

It's like he had a disease,

He robbed another and another,

And a sister and a brother,

Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,

The cop grabed his arm,

He started actin' eratic,

He said:

"Keep still boy, no need for static",

Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap,

But little did he know,

The little boy was strapped,

The kid pulled outta gun,

He said:

"Why'd you hit me?"

The barrell was set straight for the cop's kidney,

The cop got scared,

The kid, he starts to figure:

"I'll do years if I pull this trigger",

So he cold dashed,

And ran around the block,

Cop radios in to another ladie cop,

He ran by a tree,

There he saw the sister,

Shot for the head,

He shot back but he missed her,

Looked 'round good,

And from excpectations,

He decided he'd head for the subway stations,

But,

(what)

She was comming and he made a left,

He was running top speed,

Till he was out of breath,

Knocked and old man down,

And swore he killed him,

(sorry)

Then he made his move to an abandonded building,

Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,

Opened up a door,

There guess who he saw?

(who)

Dave! The dope fiend shootin' dope,

Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,

He said:

"I need bullets, hurry up, run!",

The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun!

He went outside but there were cops all over,

THen he dipped into a car;

A stolen nova,

Raced up the block doin' 83,

Crashed into a tree,

Near the university

Escaped alive although the car was battered

Rat-a-tat tatted and all the cops scattered

Ran out of bullets

And he still had static

Grabbed the pregnant lady

And pulled out the automatic

Pointed at her head

He said the gun was full of lead

He told the cops

"Back off, or honey here's dead"

Deep in his heart

He knew he was wrong

So he let the lady go

And he starts to run on

Sirens sounded

And he seemed astounded

And, before long

The little boy got surrounded

He dropped the gun

And so went the glory

And this is the way

I have to end this story

He was only ("what?") seventeen

In a madman's dream

The cop shot the kid

I still hear him scream

This ain't funny

So don't you dare laugh

Just another case

About the wrong path

Straight and narrow

While your soul gets cast

Goodnight.