Let me tell you about the ins and outs of love
Let me tell you about a bit of push and shove
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes (oh oh)
He reaches fever pitch, that every lady likes

It doesn't matter if you're naturally one way
It doesn't matter if you're actually, well gay
There's nothing like it when sensations coincide (oh oh)
Given mysteries that flies can never hide

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more

Let me tell you about the up and down romances
Let me tell you how the bad girl makes advances
Let me tell you when the hooded terror strikes (oh oh)
He reaches fever pitch, that every lady likes

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more

There's noting like it when frustrations are relieved
And when fantasy ambitions are achieved

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more

Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, when I'm dancing
Oh, I ain't fighting with you no more