Brothers, we've messed over our sisters for years (years and years) I said for years But now we're being messed over I said now we're being messed over You done fell in love with the cat You know what I'm talking about "The Cat" It'll get ya
Meow, meow, the cat will get ya If you let it get wit' ya Some brothers wanna spend alotta money Just to get a little honey But the honey gets runny when the money's funny 'Cause I'm hipped an' a brother like Mix don't slip 'Cause them girls will put that cat right on ya And don't say I didn't warn ya Go down to the beach See the girls in bikini's Wonder why you don't see me, brothers (Yeah) Should I preach (Preach, preach) Awreit, back to the beach A O.G. from the hood Went down to the beach but his game was weak Met a sweet thing named Yolanda She had the go mo-mo's on her brand new Honda So my boy stepped up with a gangsta pitch Better come on an' get wit' dis A forty-dog in his hand and he's saggin' But pretty soon the cat's goan tag him Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back Of his big black Cadillac The next day, the O.G. wasn't playin' no ball 'Cause he took her to the mall Buyin' everything from skirts to boots Oh, speakin' a boots, yeah he knocked 'er boots But in the end another fool got jack 'Cause he was sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat, check it out
There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette Had a job at the U.P.S. I ain't dissin' 'cause U.P.S. pays money But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, huh He shoulda got 'em a girl 'n' settle down But Dave wants to get around Put the top down on the 'vette Hit the south side of Seattle Lookin' for sex Got a full pack of Seagrams under the seat And boom, there it is...three freaks Thick, walkin' with a natural switch And Dave starts getting that itch, huh You know a 'vettes only got two seats But Dave wasn't listening to me All three of them jumped in the car Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar But them drinks ain't cheap out there son Five dollars for one of them daiquiris And Dave was treatin' And the girls was sure 'nuff eatin' Two hundred dollars worth of fish And Dave wants to make a little wish A little something that he'd seen in a porno movie Play BBD and said do me At Daves house they left him in a cold sweat He gave 'em the keys to the 'vette Ooh, that's the wrong move, black You must be sprung on the cat
Sprung on the cat Sprung on the cat Old girl named Joyce tried to put that cat on me two weeks ago You mean she DID put that cat on you, you're talkin' to Attitude, be straight with me man
I'm cruisin incognito 850i with the smoked out windows An' I'm thinkin' I'm raw When it comes to girls I done seen it all Then along came a girl named Joyce She had a black Corniche Rolls Royce At the stop sign she did something with her tongue Could Mix be sprung? Her cat was calling me And I started rolling slowly Pulled up to the bumper 'Cause I wants to thump her So she pulls up into Texaco And I roll up slow and jump in the Rolls Now I'm checkin' out the body This hotty gotta body 'n' I wanna get naughty Followed her to the motel Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel Room deuce deuce deuce and it's time to get loose I dipped in the juice So what's up with the Rolls Checked the registration And the Rolls was stole Baby girl tried to break with my keys and gat But I ain't sprung on the cat
Don't pet the cat, if you just met the cat If you're sprung on the cat You might as well eat the cat Sprung on the cat Sprung on the cat Maharaji over there all quiet I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat How 'bout Attitude Adjuster Attitude, you eatin' the cat or what? I think it's Critical Mass Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat Yo, P.L.B. I know you eatin' somethin' ME? What you snackin' on??