Welcome to Duloc
Such a perfect town
Sure we have some rules
Planned laid of down

Don't make wave, stay the line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place

Please, keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes
And wipe your face

Duloc is... , Duloc is
Duloc is a perfect place

Once upon a time
This place was infested
Freaks on every corner
I had them all arrested

Hey, noni-noni-noni-no
If you had a quirk
You didn't pass in inspection
We all have our standard
But, I will have the perfection

And, so
And, so

The things are looking up here in Duloc
Just take a look
The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc
He likes to cook
A model that amazes
A plan with seven phases

The things are looking up here in Duloc
They're looking up
In Duloc!

The ladies all look swell
The men are so dashing
Thanks to my new dress code
The fashion's never clashing

Hey, noni-noni-noni-no
This castle I had built is taller than the cliff tops
A city like a postcard
A monorail and gift shops

And, so
And, so
And, so
And, so
And, so

No one from gutter in Duloc
He's taking aim
Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc
We're all the same
The upshot is enormous when you can shout
"Conform us! "

Yes, the things are looking up
Here in Duloc

There's no sign in slowing
We're growing! We're growing!
Look, he's growing!
And growing! And growing!
Look at him grow
Just look me grow

The things are looking up here
We practiced this part
Both forward and back
We make one mistake and we get the rack!

Things are cooking up here
He taught us to dance with razzamatazz
He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz

My hard work and my rigor
Have made me so much bigger

Things are looking up
Things are looking up
Things are looking up here in Duloc!
Here in Duloc
Up, up!