Life is dissapointing
Oh, is what I know
Outted by my nose
That's just how it goes for poor Pinoquio

Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That's the story of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life

Strife is never ending
Banished from the town
They dragged me from the pond
They pulled my magic wand
They blew our condos down
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama's in the mud
Mama's in distress
They ridiculed my hat
They said we were fat
They tore my cotton granny dress
And called me a hot and trany mess

Story of my life
Booted from ball
Told to go away
Tumbled off a wall
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life

I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending
And this right here?
Not how it goes

I always dreamed I'd get a happy after
If this is it, it blows
It blows
It blows

Story of my life
All the wasted prayers
All the broken dreams
All the broken chairs
All the damage done
All the busted beds
All the shatterred falls
Pourage on our head

That's the story of my life, yes, sir
That's the story of my life, oh lord
That's the story of my life