I got a girl name of Boney Maroney
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Oughta see her rock'n'roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bo-o-one

But I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Well I told her mother and her father too
Just exactly what I wanna do
I wanna get married on a night in June
And rock and roll
By the light of the silvery moo-oo-oon

'Cause I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree

Woh-oh right
Oh!
Oh yeah
Ooh!
Wooh - hah

She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby goes by-y
She's something to see
She really catches the eye-eye-eye

That's why I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy now we can be
Makin' love underneath the apple tree