I like Ronald Reagan
He teaches me to be a man
He shows me how to pull a scam
In the name of Uncle Sam
I like Edwin Meese the third
He tells me how to spend my time
Keeps nasty thoughts far from my mind
So that I don't grow up blind

I am saying no! I am saying no!
I like saying no! to authority

I like my Policeman
He rules my world with guilt and fear
Makes sure I know he's always near
In case I should start acting "weird"
I need you big brother
To show me how I should feel
To make sure I never stray