Spoken-
Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile -
Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you....
I must tell you how I really feel....

Man-
Oh you are an angel
An angel sent from hell
Your mouth like a sailor
Your cheap cosmetic smell

Woman-
Darling you are a loser
It's you I love to kill

Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

Man-
From your implants that failed
To the milkman that you nailed
It's been you, it's been you
That's tried to make me lose my mind

Woman-
Well, you come on so tough
And then you can't get it up
And if you do
Then it's still hard to find

Man-
You cheap little ho'
Woman-
(spoken) Who are you taking to?

Man-
Slippin' out the back door
You go out with any man
For a nickel or a dime

Woman-
You no workin bum
You never made me come
Man-
(spoken) That ain't true

Woman-
Yeah, I faked it
Each and every time
Man-
(spoken) You're lying, you're fucking lying

Woman-
Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
Corona's by the keg

Man-
Oh darling, I'll stop my drinking
If you'll only shave your legs

Woman-
(spoken) Huh, let me tell you something
It's
Both-
Too bad your mama wasn't on the pill

Woman-
It's too bad, baby
Man-
(spoken) Leave my mother outa this

Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

Woman-
I wanna tell you one more time, baby
Man
(spoken) Let's say it

Both-
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

Man-
(spoken) Sweetheart, I hate you

Woman-
(spoken) I hate you too, baby