I know you fantasize about the night
that you might spend with me
The way you wear me down with passion, it's a possibility
That you and I may find tomorrow
sunny with no chance of rain
Oh, love comes with one condition, it's a bastard to explain

Don't ask me 'bout the list of come-befores
Trust me, it's my business, honey, it ain't yours

Don't ask me 'bout Miami, Concetta
That three-way with Loretta
I was curious and wondered how I feel
Don't ask me 'bout magician in Sydney
That alky with one kidney
Hid his bald spot with some blue-eyed sex appeal

Don't ask about this man
You've got to understand
The facts may not amuse you
Names I've left bеhind
Strangers who've been kind
The truth would just confusе you

Trace the trail of broken hearts that brought you here to me
We both know there's no straight
line between A and meant-to-be
'Cause C and D, they were beautiful, and E was just a phase
Oh, but when I think of F and G, my eyes begin to glaze

Don't ask me 'bout the list of come-befores
Trust me, it's my business, I won't go there anymore

Don't ask me 'bout Virginia and Vegas
Those memories will plague us
If you knew the things that I paid them to do
Chewing some morsel that I've tossed you
And just that fast, I lost you
'Fore we ever stop that dream from falling through

Don't ask about this man
You've got to understand
The facts may not amuse you
Names I've left behind
Strangers who've been kind
The truth would just confuse you

Don't ask me 'bout Miami (Virginia) , Concetta (And Vegas)
That three-way with Loretta (Those memories will plague us)
I was curious and wondered how I feel
(If you knew the things that I paid them to do)
Don't ask me 'bout magician (Some morsel)
in Sydney (That I've tossed you)
That alky with one kidney (And just that fast, I lost you)
Hid his bald spot with some blue-eyed sex appeal

Don't ask about this man
You've got to understand
The facts may not amuse you
Names I've left behind
Strangers who've been kind
The truth would just confuse you