I know you fantasize about the night

that you might spend with me

The way you wear me down with passion, it's a possibility

That you and I may find tomorrow

sunny with no chance of rain

Oh, love comes with one condition, it's a bastard to explain

Don't ask me 'bout the list of come-befores

Trust me, it's my business, honey, it ain't yours

Don't ask me 'bout Miami, Concetta

That three-way with Loretta

I was curious and wondered how I feel

Don't ask me 'bout magician in Sydney

That alky with one kidney

Hid his bald spot with some blue-eyed sex appeal

Don't ask about this man

You've got to understand

The facts may not amuse you

Names I've left bеhind

Strangers who've been kind

The truth would just confusе you

Trace the trail of broken hearts that brought you here to me

We both know there's no straight

line between A and meant-to-be

'Cause C and D, they were beautiful, and E was just a phase

Oh, but when I think of F and G, my eyes begin to glaze

Don't ask me 'bout the list of come-befores

Trust me, it's my business, I won't go there anymore

Don't ask me 'bout Virginia and Vegas

Those memories will plague us

If you knew the things that I paid them to do

Chewing some morsel that I've tossed you

And just that fast, I lost you

'Fore we ever stop that dream from falling through

Don't ask about this man

You've got to understand

The facts may not amuse you

Names I've left behind

Strangers who've been kind

The truth would just confuse you

Don't ask me 'bout Miami (Virginia) , Concetta (And Vegas)

That three-way with Loretta (Those memories will plague us)

I was curious and wondered how I feel

(If you knew the things that I paid them to do)

Don't ask me 'bout magician (Some morsel)

in Sydney (That I've tossed you)

That alky with one kidney (And just that fast, I lost you)

Hid his bald spot with some blue-eyed sex appeal

Don't ask about this man

You've got to understand

The facts may not amuse you

Names I've left behind

Strangers who've been kind

The truth would just confuse you