Tiny Japanese girl
You're my tiny Japanese girl
Tiny Japanese girl
Get out my shoebox, girl
I need to put my shoes away

They're gonna get all scuffed and that
While you're in there, girl
Doesn't even fit you
I mean, you're small but you're not a midget, girl

Then I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away

Well you are quite small

But I'm pretty big in Tokyo

Tiny Japanese girl, when I'm stood next to you
You make me feel so tall, though I'm just five foot two
It's like I'm stood on a wall or a really big dog
But it's just that you're small, so there's no need for that dog

Tiny Japanese girl, I find you perfectly sized
And you fit in small places when you're needing to hide
But don't hide from my love 'cause it's hunting you down
I know you've got a big heart, I've seen you wheel it around

Then I'm tiny like a door mouse
Short like a bungalow house
Minute like a pixie
You can barely even see me

I could ride around on a Shetland pony
And people say
I'm far away
(I'm far away)
But I'm pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
Pretty big in Tokyo
I'm pretty big in Tokyo