My friend Elaine
She ain't the smartest (she ain't)
She's a tall blonde amazon
Bumping into walls
She went out on a date
She had 2 pee half past 8
20 minutes after 12
She couldn't find the John

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Dumb bitch at the store
We lost her at the door
Every guy wants 2 know
Hey baby what's UR number?
Dumb bitch on the floor
Can't find her anymore
Every guy wants 2 know
Hey baby what's UR name?
All I want "I want from U"
All I need "I need from U"
All I want is someone
Who doesn't call me dumb bitch
All I need is someone 2 show me
Where's the light switch

Her boyfriend's the same
He don't got much of a brain
When he tried to mow the lawn
He lost his little pinkie
He went 2 the doc
To get his finger stitched up
When he reached into his pocket
All he got were worms

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Dumb-dee dumb-dee
Dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb-dee-dumb

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