(Intro - Lawanda Page)
I went to the, uh, travel bureau agency to, you know
make my reservation
And I smelled that cigarette smoke
when I walked in there and I thought
"God dammit, I can't stand it, I can't stand it... "
And I said: "Hey, somebody smoking in here? " "
And they said "We all smoke in here"
And I said: "Well look, do you have a cigarette? "
And oh boy, she jumped down my throat
"No! No! No! Don't give her no cigarette. "
And I had to curse her out, but I got that cigarette
But you know, it's hard to quit, but I'm doing real good
I only smoked two today

The future belongs to those who can smell it coming
(What's she talking about)
Stinky dinky
Say what?

Stank
Stinky dinky
(Stinky dinky)
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh
Stank
(What you mean?)
Stinky dinky
(I do?)
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh

Banji Girl's doing her thing
Really sweet and kinky
Out for disco body heat
Call the stinky dinky

Stank
Stinky dinky
(Stinky dinky)
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh

Engelbert Humperdinck
Sexy little wanky
Bigger than the love boat
Smaller than your pinkie

We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down

Stank
(What she talking' about?)
Stinky dinky
Stank
(I do?)
Uh-oh uh-oh
Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh

We don't care what people think, no no
Because we choose to stink

Stank
(What you mean?)
Stinky dinky
(Stinky dinky)
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh
Stank
(I do?)
Stinky dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh

Stank is natural
Stank is good
Go stank up your neighborhood
Don't be shy
Don't be shamed
Stankin' is my middle name

Stank
(Stanky!)
Stinky dinky
Stank
(Stanky!)

Dj Boys on the floor
Funkin' for Jamaica
Dancin' 'til you're soaking wet
Shake your money maker

We gonna funk you up
We gonna funk you down

We don't care what people think
Because we choose to
Stink

Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh
Stank
Stinky dinky
We wanna funk you up
Stank
(Stinky dinky)
Uh-oh uh-oh

Ooh ah OOh ah ah Ooh ah
Scooby dooby da da
(What she talkin' about?)
Ooh ah OOh ah ah
Say what?
(Stinky dinky, stinky dinky)
Honey, I think you better put your drawers back on
You are stinky
Scooby dooby da da
Ooh ah OOh ah ah Ooh ah

Stank
(What she talking' about?)
Stinky dinky
Stank
(I do?)
Uh-oh uh-oh
Stank
Stinky dinky
Stank
Uh-oh uh-oh

The future belongs to those who can smell it coming