Ooh, ah, ah

Ooh, ah, ah

Always been busy with nothin' to do

Got a bottle of a somethin' that I'm dyin' to lose

Swallow my pride, keep the phone on mute

Till you call, why'd you call?

Caught between you and the telephone jack

Damn it, right when I was getting my life on track

You saw an opportunity to come running back

And the walls start to fall

It's a stain that I'll never get out

It's a stain, the kind they warn you about

It's so vain to be calling the house

It's a stain that I can't get out, oh, no

Ooh, ah, ah

Ooh, ah, ah

I've been gettin' out the house, even better, my head

Had a gap tooth smile, rolling 'round in my bed

And to top it all off, I lost all my regrets

Standing tall, please don't call

Well, I'm sorry that it didn't work out with your man

But there's nothin' fun in feeling like a backup plan

Just write a few songs, put a pen in your hand

That worked for me, babe (hey)

It's a stain that I'll never get out

It's a stain, the kind they warn you about

It's so vain to be calling the house

It's a stain that I can't get out, oh, no

Ooh, ah, ah

Ooh, ah, ah

It's a stain that I'll never get out

It's a shame, oh, mama warned me about the day

That you'd be coming around, it's a stain, hey, hey

It's a stain that I'll never get out

It's a stain, the kind they warn you about

It's so vain to be calling the house

It's a stain that I can't get out, oh, no

Ooh, ah, ah (can't get out)

Ooh, ah, ah (mm, mm)

Ooh, ah, ah (oh)

Ooh