Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy

Theres to much hate and killin goin on

But when i see the bare chest of a woman

My worrys and my problems are all gone

No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl

Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me

Unclasp your bras and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby i'm sure you'll agree

If you got, two fun bags,

Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match or if ones bigger than the other

You could show me one, and i'll imagine the other

Even if your really old, theres nothing wrong

Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there just a little long

Show them to me, show them to me

Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see

Just this row, show your globes and a happy man i'll be

If you got, those chi chi's,

Show them to me

I've met a lot of them, but never one i hated

Even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated

Theres no such thing as a bad breast, i belive this much is true

If your a big fat man im a titty fan and i'd love to see yours toooo

Show them to me, show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on t.v.

Just lean back and show your back and i'll be in ecstasy

If you got two casabas

Show them to me

All the world will live in harmony

It'al do yea good, it'al give me wood, we'll make history

If you love your country, i'm gonna say it one more time,

I said if you love your country yea

Then stand up and show them big old boobies to me