Peace and mercy to all men
We're gonna get boozed up again
Amber nectar, pub Messiahs
Roast our nuts on open fires
Push to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my round, so I'll be cheering
I believe in Christmas what do you believe in?

Mine is yours and yours is mine,
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine,
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine,
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine,
'Cause we believe in Christmas time

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
I robbed Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leapin'
I'll take a gat to the back while they are sleepin
And make sure that they won't be breathin'
I believe in Christmas what do you believe in?

Mine is yours and yours is mine,
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine,
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine,
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine,
'Cause we believe in Christmas time

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