A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothing right
just sitting down and looks so good
He don't want to go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house
and plays the rock and roll music all night

Well, he put some tacks on teacher's chair
Puts chewing gum in little girl's hair
Now, junior, behave yourself

Buy every rock and roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he gets (oh)
is lost to the jukebox man
Well he worries his teacher
till at night she's ready to poop
From rocking and a-rolling to spinning in a hula hoop

Well this rock and roll has got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself

Ooh!

Ooh!

Gonna tell your mama you better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
Shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighbor's cat
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat

Well, in mama's head it's got to stop
Junior's head is hard as rock
Now, junior, behave yourself

We all miss you; You miss them?
Yeah!
The Beatles miss you;
all the Beatles missed you
Now, junior, behave yourself