Hey man, don't fuck with me
You know i've got all the records and all the Cds
You know i've seen that band sixty-nine times
i memorized the riffs and you know i can recite every line

You did a stage dive in the pit,
you got the bass player to sign your shit
You don't have the sense enough to know,
don't wear the bands shirt to their own show

Superfan, you're the only one that gives a damn
If you were me, you would probably be the man