Last night you were so in my face
You really are a waste of space
I've gotta shake you off now
'Cause when I'm with you

You're like super glue
So what if I had another plan
I'm through with you and that's a fact
I don't need to understand you
I'm not in the mood for chapter two

I don't wanna be your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
Doesn't matter what you do
Better just play dead
Guess what - it's happy worst day!

Oh, sha-la-la-la
Happy worst day!

Shut up -- your news is so out of date
No doubt you're not just
Running late I know everything about you
Need life support you can't afford

I don't wanna be your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
Doesn't matter what you do
Better just play dead
Guess what - it's happy worst day!

I don't wanna be your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
Doesn't matter what you do
Better just play dead
Guess what - it's happy worst day!

I don't wanna be your bleeding Juliet
I don't have to be your Romeo
Doesn't matter what you do
Better just play dead
Guess what - it's happy worst day!

So what if I had another plan I'm through with you and that's a fact
I've gotta shake you off now I'm not in the mood for chapter two
I'm not in the mood for chapter two
I'm not in the mood for chapter two

Happy worst day to you!