One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

No one is safe here
We're all in danger
Through that corridor
I see a stranger
Robbin' and ransackin'
I see him walkin'
Lock your doors now
I hear him knockin'

Up to no good, up to no good
Like a spark in a wire
Or a splinter in wood
Best intentions get misunderstood,
But that motherfucker's up to no good

Up to no good (9x)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

Quick like a snake
He's good at stealin'
He'll even steal the
Plaster off the cielin'
Cloaked in darkness
I see him standin'
Makin' moves in the night
He's a ghost man

Up to no good, up to no good
Like a spark in a wire
Or a splinter in wood
Best intentions get misunderstood,
But that motherfucker's up to no good

Up to no good (9x)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

Criminals
I understand them
Watch your back 'cause
We'll come at random
Born to lose and
You end up in the system
He's our friend
Now we're gonna miss him

Up to no good, up to no good
Like a spark in a wire
Or a splinter in wood
Best intentions get misunderstood,
But that motherfucker's up to no good

Up to no good (12x)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!