Intro: Am F C G Am G Dear Hef, I write to you this letter Enclosed I think you'll find my resume Also a reference from my mother She said I used to do my chores C G Maybe I can clean the pools Maybe I can drive the cars Maybe I can mow the lawns Can You get me out of here? Am F C G I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! Am G I'd be so cool at all the parties I'll pack my footsie pajamas And I don't even need my own room I'll share with April, May and June, Yeah! C G Maybe I can clean the pools Maybe I can drive the cars Maybe I can mow the lawns Can You get me out of here? Am F C G I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! Am G Dear Momma I write you here at poolside Things are fine now here in Cali' I have new girlfriends, they are nice! Don't count on seeing me anytime soon! C G Now that I'm swimming in the pools Now that I'm mowing the lawns Now that I'm wearing my footsies Taking one month at a time! Am F C G I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! Am F C G I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die! I wanna live at the Playboy Mansion Just let me be there for one year, then I can die!