I took a ride with the green ranger
He stepped up and showed me lots of things
It liquified my eye
And sliced me up like pie
All night my right ear always rings

I took a ride with the green ranger
Things were not quite as I had thought
The novato city fire
Turned my nostril hairs to wire
That's the night I nearly lost the plot

Ohh you nearly lost the plot
Now didn't ya laddy
Put on the bucket
(ummm holy shit?)
Electrifies the night
It aquifies the sight
Watch out before you might just lose the plot

Who wants to ride with the green ranger
Who wants to ride with the green ranger
Who wants to ride with the green ranger
Who wants to ride with the green ranger