Am D ------2--| -1----3--| -2----2--| -2-------| ---------| ---------| {Chorus} Am x8 Why was I the last to know D x8 That you weren't coming to my show you coulda Am x8 Called me up to say "good luck" D x8 You coulda called me back you stupid f Am x8 D x8 Why was I the last to know? {Verse 1} Am x8 First date, we ate sushi and D x8 It went well, I was funny and Am x8 You said I was a cutie D x8 That's the last thing I heard from you Am x8 I left the tickets at the door for you D x8 I had to tell my mom that there was no more room Am x8 You didn't show, that was so uncool D x8 You coulda called me back Am x8 So i guess this means that we're D x8 Not friends anymore, I heard Am x8 It's me you're asking for, I thought D x8 I'd see you at the show You said you'd go {Chorus} {Verse 2} After the date, I wouldn't go Home with you I wouldn't put my heels in the Air for you You tried to get me to do things I just won't do Last I heard from you Here is how I guess the story goes You woulda came if I was a ho F for parts that's just not how I roll, move it on down the road So I guess, we, shouldn't be Friends anymore, sick of hearin' That it's me you're askin' for 'Cause I thought I'd see you at the Show, you said you'd go! {Chorus} You thought you know me I guess you didn't You thought you had me I think you didn't You thought you knew me But you didn't {Chorus} THE LAST TO KNOW!