I never win first place
I don't support the team
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean

Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
Cause I can't do nothing right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
Can't take the person staring back at me

Chorus:
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else

LA told me
You'll be a pop star
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired to be compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me

So, doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe something
A day in the life of someone else?

Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe something
A day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else