My jaw is rugged
My hair is wavy
My eyes they twinkle and shine

I used to be mashed potatoes
Now I'm the gravy
Nobody else is quite this fine

I'm the face
I'm a real ace
Nobody's visual appeal is stronger

I'm the very definition of masculine grace
Take a picture, it'll last you longer

'Cause I'm handsome!
I'm so good lookin'
I'm easy on the eyes

Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)
I got chiseled features
Try not to look surprised
When you see that I'm handsome! (he's handsome)
I'm a real Adonis
I'm the best you ever saw

I'm handsome (ooh...)
I'm a tall drink of water
Somebody better grab a straw
'Cause I'm handsome! (he's handsome, he's handsome)

Man: My company wants to give you a life time supply of our distinctive hand mirrors
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Send them over
Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome)
Woman: I'm gonna name all my children after you even though they're already in college
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Nice!
Can't you see that I'm handsome? (handsome)
Get in line ladies! (he's handsome)

'Cause I'm handsome!
I'm a total catch, really
I'm quite fetching (Fetching?)
It's a word, it is!
It means that I'm handsome!