Di-di-di-di-day

Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
I wonder who
Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
I'll never tell
It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone
Okay, it's me
And me
And me
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too

Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Yeah, baby!
Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Hey!
Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Oh, that's me
And me
And me
And also me!
Get out of my way
'Cause anyone can see
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!

If you painted his picture
It would have to be a mural
'Cause I'm tellin' you now
I've never been so plural!
Look outside, you're bound to see
An army of me!
An army of him
An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
An army of him
A whole army of me!
Doo, doo, doo doo de day day

So he's got a big surprise
For his brother, the Mayor
He never even figured
I was much of a player
'Cause he's gonna run home
And hide under the covers
Where he finds himself surrounded
By a thousand big brothers!

I'm a
One-man family tree!
An army of me!
An army of him
Yes, an army of me!
Di day a did'n di dip
An army of me-ee-he!
Sisters: An army of him
An army of me!
A whole army of me!
An army of him
An army of me!
Di day-a did'n di dip
Yes, an army of me!
An army of him
A whole army of me!
Dee did'n day-uh!
That's right!