Ask me any simple question
I'm an information contradiction, go
Ask me any simple question
I'll bash you with my fiction diction

Pirate, punk, politician
I got you in a bad position
PIrate, punk, politician
I don't need nobody's permission

Split your country down the middle
Break out your old banjos and fiddles
Disconnect all the angel's souls
Gather up now, lets go

Pirate, punk, politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate, punk, politician
I don't need nobody's permission

Stood you up now with a wink
Got you all to double think
I'll cut your job, I'll raise your rent
'Cause I'm your so-called president

Pirate, punk, politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate, punk, politician
I don't need nobody's permission

Pirate, punk, politician
I got you in a bad position
Pirate, punk, politician
I don't need nobody's permission