Let's take a drive, you and me
We can go where we wanna be
You can drive and I'll be on the passenger side
Giving directions, no, I said the left before
Oh my God you do this everytime
I'm slamming the goddamn door

Let's stay in tonight
Just you and me and a bottle of wine
We can talk about our feelings
Everything will be just fine
That's until we start throwing knives
It's amazing how the time flies
When you're crying on a bedroom floor
I've seen this one before

'Cause you're more difficult than trying to fold a fitted sheet
And I'm more difficult than trying to bounce a football
(at least for me)
You know without you I'd be lost
Lost
Lost

Let's go to a party
You can talk to girls who aren't me
It's fine, no, I said it's fine
It's not like you're just mine
I'm not jealous, wait, you're mad at me?
I'm not the one with a masters degree
In liking other girls' profile pictures
I hope you two enjoy your future

'Cause you're more difficult than trying to fold a fitted sheet
And I'm more difficult than trying to bounce a football
(at least for me)
You know without you I'd be lost
Lost
Lost

'Cause you're more difficult than peeling onions without crying
Or pulling on freshly washed skinny jeans
No I'm not lying when I say
I'd be lost without you

And we can laugh at stupid people
When they say the things that aren't true
You're for me and I'm for you, you know it's true
The best dysfunctional team
That this world has ever seen
And I love you

'Cause you know we just make sense
Like eyeliner and Evanescence
Like Panic! At the Disco and Brendon and his shiny pants
And we go together like Tyler and Josh
And without you I'd be lost

'Cause you're more difficult than trying to fold a fitted sheet
And I'm more difficult than trying to bounce a football
(at least for me)
You know without you I'd be lost
Lost
Lost
Lost