That time I caught you texting
Then you went for that long drive
I headed out immediately
To hit my latest dive
I just needed company
You to be alone
Your face it told me everything
That wasn't on your phone

Later you admitted it
Came clean about the dirt
You didn't mean to break my heart
Cause that amount of hurt
Well what amount you meant to cause
Eludes me to this day
But now you're back
And all of that's okay

See, you're too much for one
But not enough for two
You're that cobbler who just doesn't know
The size of his own shoe
If ever she came crawling back
You'd probably say "I do"
You're just too much for one
Not enough for two

Now I'm back here loving you
I'll try and do my best
Or hold you here in my arms
So closely to my chest
I promise you that I will stay
And I won't wriggle free
And choose to spend a lifetime
On someone else's knee

The way you made your exit
Like character off soap
I wasn't sure how you'd react
But I went and bought you rope
There's always Dead End Street sign
On every Lovers Lane
So I knew my joy would last until
Your interest it would wain

See, you're too much for one
But not enough for two
You're that cobbler who just doesn't know
The size of his own shoe
If ever she came crawling back
You'd probably say "I do"
You're just too much for one
Not enough for two

Going back and forth between
We're yoyos on that string
You say that you feel confused
Well I don't feel a thing
I've reached permanently numb
From permanently blue
You're too much for one
Not enough for two

You're too much for one
But not enough for two
You're that cobbler who just doesn't know
The size of his own shoe
If ever she came crawling back
You'd probably say "I do"
You're just too much for one
Not enough for two