Well, all little girls want a dreamboat boy
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And all the little boys want a sweet little thing
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Don't you know it's a proven fact
We all want sex in a Caddilac
Once in front and twice in back
We want it to be like on TV

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Well, all of my friends can't wait to be
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Personally, I would hate to be
Rich young pretty & tan

You spend a fortune on your clothes
You dress up right so that no one knows
About that itch that comes and goes
Woe is he that wants to be

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East and west and north and south
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With pouting lips and open mouth
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Life's rewards can be so sweet
Unless you get too indiscreet
With what you pick up off the street
Why can't it be like on TV

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