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I live in Goofy Town with all the idiots
And we don't have a clue, but we're content
I live in Goofy Town where all the morons are
Completely out of whack and really bent

I got no sense, I got no senses
I got no natural defenses
I got no past of future tenses
I'm a man without a memory

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I never feel compassion
That kind of thing is out of fashion
Give me a hammer, I'll start smashin'
And all our problems will be solved

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Really bent, really bent, I am really very bent
I'm one hundred ten percent bent
And I'm wondering how my life went
So astray, hey, hey!

So if you need, a new beginning
A new local, to do your sinning
If you don't care which team is winning
Welcome to my home

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