She's the Hindenburg, the Titanic
Mt. St. Helens and the bank panic
My -- my Disaster Girl

In San Francisco she's the fault line
On the Poseidon she's Ernest Borgnine
My -- my Disaster Girl

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Everywhere she goes everything goes wrong
I can keep her out of trouble
But I don't know for how long

She's in the new testament and the old one
She's two world wars plus the cold one
My -- my Disaster Girl

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She's the Chicago fire, Hurricane Camille
The first footstep on the first banana peel
She's my -- my Disaster Girl