I eat beans
Nobody stand behind me
My life is a shit
I’ve got a girlfriend
But she dumped me

I’ve got gases
My belly hearts
Anybody likes me
I cannot just burp

Let me sit
Maybe it get better this way
But everyone who is around me
Get up and get away

I know what’s the problem
I ate a pumpkin pie
I won’t let it go this time
I’ll try to hold it up

I poo
There’s shit in my pants
I tried up to hold my gases
And now I can’t pretend

I poo
Now I’ll get away
Maybe if I start to run
I won’t dirt the place