I'm talking 'bout me and my ding dong
I'm talking 'bout me and my ding dong
I'm talking 'bout me and my best friend
I'm talking 'bout me and my last friend

We like the softness of her anatomy
We like to fail
We like to miss the point
We like to sweat
Oh yea we like it when she's wet
Oh yea we like it when she's wet
Oh yea we like it when she's wet

I'm talking 'bout me and my ding dong
I'm talking 'bout me and my ding dong
I'm talking 'bout me and my best friend
I'm talking 'bout me and my last friend

We like the softness of her anatomy
We like to fail
We like to miss the point
We like to fail
We like to miss the point
We like to sweat
Oh yea we like it when she's wet
Oh yea we like it when she's wet
Oh yea we like it when she's wet
Wet wet wet...

Oh yes we like it
Oh yes we like it
Oh yes we like it
Oh yes we like it
When she's wet
Oh yes we like it
When she's wet
Oh yes we like it
When she's wet

Me and my ding dong
You and my ding dong
Me and my ding dong
You and my ding dong