Livin' in the moonlight
Lookin' at the hills, but the hills don't shine right
Lookin' at her nose, but the shit don't blow right
Gesundheit

Your mom says
You can change your face, but the pain won't go away
Addicted to the fame, but the fame is momentarily
Reality

The creeps are crawling up to the doorways
They're dying to find out what's inside
The creeps are always posting their photos
To show off what they're lacking inside

There is no such thing as love in La
Plastic people don't got nothing to say
They're judging me, I'm judging you
We ain't got nothing else to do
There's no such thing as love in La

Livin' on melrose in motel rooms
Up all night drinkin' 'till the day shows
With the b-list and the c-list
And the demons comin' 'till I see shit

On a private jet
But you can't afford your rent
Gettin' high with fake friends
'Cause that's all you got

The creeps are crawling up to the doorways
They're dying to find out what's inside
The creeps are always posting their photos
To show off what they're lacking inside

There is no such thing as love in La
Plastic people don't got nothing to say
They're judging me, I'm judging you
We ain't got nothing else to do
There's no such thing as love in La

I'm late for my own premiere
Maybe I should leave, my dear
I don't feel a thing out here
But it seems to me that the demons of the city
Wanna keep me here
They wanna keep me here

There is no such thing as love in La
Plastic people don't got nothing to say
They're judging me, I'm judging you
We ain't got nothing else to do

There's no such thing as love in La
There is no such thing as love in La
I said there's no such thing as love in La