You got a mail order mojo
Now you think you hot
Foolin´ round with something
When you know you ought to stop
You saw it in a magazine
You sent for it by mail
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You got a mail order mojo
It´s a brown paper hojo
You got a mail order mojo
Get your powers postage due

And now you run around
With your little bag of tricks
Trying to stir something girl
Now just to get your kicks
Your mail order mojo is causing quite a mess
Your foolin´ round with something
When you ought to let it rest