I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me ?
She showed me her room
Isn'it good norwegian wood ?

She asked me to stay
And she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around
And I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time
Drinking her wine
We talk until two
And then she said it's time for bed

She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh
I told her I didn't
And crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone
This bird has flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good norwegian wood ?