Ohh myyyy 20 throw down in my fist of rage and the man to my left has folded down well johnny doubled up with a royal flush I had three jacks and a pair of nines my mind is turning - just two shots more there's not much left to play Then dude walks in Black hat on top, what a mop I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop 'Cause I'm just running out of time
Who's up for game two what to do my wallet's gettin thin and I just lost my watch last night well I gotta problem just one answer gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye Yeah!
That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday I'll be back again And I, never to fall. (never to fall)
Who's up for game three I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all well there's a man sittin next to me Red with smiling eyes It's funny I don't have no money tonight yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) but someday I'll be back again And I, never to fall. (never to fall)
Bop bop bop... I say now skittleedat dat, Well how bout that? I'm coming out the front never coming out the back
And I walked into the bar yesterday Cause I had something to do, something to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Jahova!
And I said, what'cha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road four to four And I said I been walking for about a thousand years.
And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say die dah dah Day day oh!
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop Don't give a shit cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me
And to my left was a man, he had no chin Didn't really think about starting to sin The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling-- I need a honey-bunny. I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, anywho...
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how bout a revolution? And he said right. I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah I say of, you say a I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah jahova javhova, is watching over me... Day day oh!