hey dainty girl, flailing on the side of the road
with your great thumb in the air
i hope you don't mind me asking,
but what happened to your underwear?
and does your humble husband know
of the hitching seedy path
with car-operating sexual deviants
but julian would never understand
and doesn't he know?
that just because he's a painter and he loves you
it doesn't mean that he has got a clue

about my thumbelina,
i've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
and i have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball

to that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch
and humping you in towering grass
naked and gender-bending
what makes you think the two of you will last?
for there's no damer man for her
it's just this open road
where she'll hail down some pervert
with the usage of her giant thumb
but jellybean, you can never comprehend
the intellect of her mind
and just because you can make her come with your hand
it doesn't mean she'll be your woman

my thumbelina,
i've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
and i have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball

but twas a loon on the hillside
planted a seed between your thighs
you fancied him as your therapist
but he's just a
sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid

my thumbelina,
i've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before
and i have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor
your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball, yeah
my thumbelina
my thumbelina
my thumbelina
my thumbelina
my thumbelina
hey, have you seen her? oh