If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
huh, huh, huh, huh
He's givin' you the blues huh, huh, huh
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed huh, huh, huh, huh
Here's what you gotta do huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm always home huh
huh, huh, huh, huh
Call me anytime huh, huh, huh
Just ring: Three-six-two-four-three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love huh, huh, huh, huh
You got a broken heart huh, huh, huh
He's double-dealin' with your best friend
huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
That's when the teardrops start fella, well-uh huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Or make a social call huh, huh, huh, huh
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, eh

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah

You got a lady and you want her gone huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, hey

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T. n. t
Done dirt cheap
OO, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, eah

Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap

Yaagh