Turn the Tv off, make the bed
Oh my God, it's five, once again
Pour another drink
Pour another drink and take it down
All my friends are home, so am I
So I drink alone, justified
Nobody around
Nobody around, keeping count

Now I'm dancin' in the kitchen, breakin' all the dishes
Breakin' all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would Mama say? She'd say

"Oh, you never know when to stop"
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And, oh, I think I just hit my stride
'Til I wake up and hate my life
I'm too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling
I'm high as the ceiling

Should I send that text? Maybe not
But I miss that sex quite a lot
It's five o'clock somewhere
Maybe you're somewhere thinkin' 'bout me

Now I'm dancin' in the kitchen, breakin' all the dishes
Breakin' all the rules that I set myself
I swore I wouldn't lose my mind again
Yeah, what would Mama say? She'd say

"Oh, you never know when to stop"
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And, oh, I think I just hit my stride (Stride)
'Til I wake up and hate my life
I'm too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling

Oh
Yeah
Woo
Uh-huh
I'm high as the ceiling

Nothing good happens after four in the morning
But it's another day, guess I'm keeping it going
I did some crazy things, but that was yesterday
What would Mama say? (Yeah) She'd say

"Oh, you never know when to stop"
Like every day's Friday night
Too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling
And, oh, I think I just hit my stride
'Til I wake up and hate my life
I'm too drunk and I'm all in my feelings
Oh, well, now I'm high as the ceiling (She said oh)