I know a girl, Nikki Webster
The cutest in the world, Nikki Webster
Strawberry curls, Nikki Webster
Yeah you're the tops of pops
Nikki Webster

So far away, across the sea
Down in Australia, that's where she be
At the movies, at the show
Eating Hungry Jacks, on the radio

She likes to ride her horse, Nikki Webster
Swimming's her favorite sport, Nikki Webster
She's only 3 foot 4, Nikki Webster
What can I do? I love you!
Nikki Webster

Can I take you home? Lock you in a cage?
Poke you with a stick, and feed you mayonnaise?
Won't you jump around like a monkey in a zoo
If I dress up like a clown, is it allright with you?
Is it allright with you?

We love you Nikki Webster!