She works all day at the Burger King
Gettin' greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries
But there's tears in her eyes
It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her

California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California

You can't stab the beast
A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face
No amount of mayonnaise can cover
She browns out the kill, charbroilling on the grill
Singin
"Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder"

California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California

She can't stand the beast
She stabs him with her steely eyes
But she just can't kill the beast