Singalong with me, i know you hate him too
He's a...
Twat, cunt, shit, wank, fuck, cock, jerk
Toss, frig, freak, smarmy nasty slimy boy

Who am i talking about? You know
Who am i referring to? You know
Who could i possibly mean? Well, he's a...

Twat, cunt, shit, wank, fuck, cock, jerk
Toss, frig, freak, smarmy nasty slimy boy

The way he squirms around you, trying to be sensitive
If i wasn't such a wuss i'd kick his ass
But at the moment i'm happy poisoning him
I'm happy stinking up his stuff

He's a...
Twat, cunt, shit, wank, fuck, cock, jerk
Toss, frig, freak, smarmy nasty slimy boy
I know you hate him too