People put me down, say that I'm a fool
But I got news for them
I ain't never going back to driving school

And I ain't too good with numbers
And I've just run out of fuel
Here comes another corner baby
Let me demonstrate my slide rule

Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way

I stopped into the courthouse
I had to pay some bills
Got talking with the judge
About the finer points of my driving skills

He said Son, you only drive that way
Tryin' to get your thrills
But bear in mind your driver's license
Ain't never been no license to kill

Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way

Driving school
Slide rule
Driving skills
License to kill

Drivin' thunder, rollin' down the highway
Just one way to go, just one way to go
Just one way to go, hey hey, and that's my way