I'm just doing nothing, I'm wasting my time
That's what my mom and my dad keep saying to me
They don't understand why, I'm awake 'till this time
Trying some melodies thinkin' up
Doin' this right

Chorus:

You're now 18 but it looks like you're 15
It seems your brain gets smaller as you grow
And all my friends won't stop saying
"Man you should stop masturbating"
I should not think about sex all day long

I got up with the wrong foot
Today I'm in hell
So why they can't stop complainting, give us a break!

I'll try to ignore them
They don't know who I am
And I refuse to get in line, I wanna lead my life

Chorus:

You're now 18 but it looks like you're 15
It seems your brain gets smaller as you grow
And all my friends won't stop saying
"Man you should stop masturbating"
I should not think about sex all day long