Though you once were
The best bunny
At the Playboy Club
You're getting to be
A rabbit with me
I just sit there
And stare
As you hop
From shrub to shrub
You're getting to be
A rabbit with me

When I proposed to you
That evening last spring
You said you'd be my mate
So I went out and bought
A two-carat ring
And both of them you ate

Then your ears grew an inch
And your nose began to twitch
And I noticed your tail
Was attached permanently
So I keep you
In the back yard
In a wooden hutch
'Cause you're getting to be
A little too much
Like Bugs Bunny
You're getting to be
A rabbit with me

I feel like
Something's switching
It's all
So strange and new
Egad
My nose is twitching
I'm a rabbit too
I'm getting
To be a rabbit
Hippity hop
I love you
I'm getting to be
A rabbit like you
Move over honey
And pass the lettuce