Well you can go take a bath
Figure out math
Eat a Doozer tower on the garden path
But you can't do that
No, no, no, you can't do that
No you can't do any of that
Without a hat

Well you can ride on your bike
Go fly a kite
Make a sticky sandwich in the middle of the night
No you can't do any of that
Without a hat

Well you can talk real tough
Huff and puff
Say you didn't mean it and all that stuff
But you can't do that
No you can't do that
No you can't do any of that, With out a hat
Can't do any of that
With out a hat

You can't do any of that
Well you can be real brave
Be real bold
Over come a danger
Just as good as gold
But you can't do that
No you can't do that
No you can't do any of that
Without a hat